An absolute buttocks of a being. A bupkus, bucket of chum, dense ass on a lesser than fresh pair of shoulders. A gnarled lump of roadkill dead weight waste of space.
You're a real bone-in fresh shoulder butt, ya know that?
Hey!! Shoulder Butt! FUCK YOU!!
"What's with Jimmy? He's being a real bone in fresh shoulder butt, he's gotta lose the attitude."
To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.
Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!