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Dick Bomb 

The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.
Dick Bomb by Jenny Hoo-ah! March 31, 2008
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Dick Bomb 

The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.
Dick Bomb by Jenny Hoo-ah! March 28, 2008

Dick-Bomb 

A Dick-Bomb is pretty much when you're on Omegle/Chatroulette video chat and you see a guy fapping.
"You are now chatting to a random stranger!
Stranger: ololoolollolololol you got Dick-Bomb (ed)

You: Aww man that's gross
You have disconnected."
Dick-Bomb by Mystic0magic January 13, 2011

bomb ass dick 

That dick that completely overwhelms his significant other. Typically belongs to a Joseph. Also known as God's Dick.
Holy shit, my boyfriend, Joseph, makes me cum so hard because he has that bomb ass dick.

Dick Bomb 

Dick Bomb. The act of sending your "dick pic" as the first message with someone on a dating site.
Susan: "Gross, this guy on tinder just Dick Bombed me."
Randy: "Really? Let me see the pic..."
Dick Bomb by Woofhound November 30, 2016

dick bomb 

The receiving of a random and/or unwanted dick pic.
Friend 1: "Ew! He just sent me a dick pic!"
Friend 2: " HAHA YOU GOT DICK BOMBED!"
dick bomb by bonk.b!tch January 25, 2020

dick too bomb 

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
dick too bomb
dick too bomb by whydoyouhateme December 10, 2013