Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

Blue Balled Butler by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016

Blue-Balled

having been shot down before fulfillment

"Graduation Blue-Balled"

When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.

"Lunch Blue-Balled"

When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.

Blue-Balled by all my names were used December 17, 2008

Blue Belle's 

A totally hot dance team out of Leander, Texas, They perform for Leander High School dressed in traditional western/cowgirl style outfits. Sometimes often misjudged for being snobby, stuck up or mean but are in truth very sweet young women who are bright, charismatic, sweet and very intelligent and have a passion for dance.

"Mike and Luke were checking out the Blue Belle hotties in Leander.."

Blue Belle's by Rolento September 15, 2005

Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

Christmas blue balled by mick buchey December 25, 2008

Blue Bulled 

When an energy drink almost gives you energy but then just leaves you tired and frustrated.

I tried that new energy drink but it didn't do anything. I just got Blue Bulled

Blue Bulled by mrRected April 14, 2010

blue belle

A girl who is likely to give you blue balls sometimes without even trying. Sometimes trying too much. She’s classy though and only some know how dirty a mind she has. She’s sweet and harmless, but enjoys getting a rise out of you because you are safe. You don’t mind except for that ache you’re a left with when she walks away. Perfect girl to bring home to Mom and Dad.

Guy 1: Without a doubt that girl has the dirtiest mind I’ve ever heard.

Guy 2: Yep, she’s a real blue belle. Now, my dick is hard and she’s gone.

Guy 1: I know. Me, too!

blue belle by DreamBiggest October 13, 2017

blue balled stomach

when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.

"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "

*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"

blue balled stomach by the original tmb May 7, 2018