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No-ler Blading 

Running around on a skate ramp acting like you ahve rollerblades on.
This guy is no-ler blading like a pro!
No-ler Blading by ZOMGROFLMFAOBBQ August 14, 2009

Wizard Blading 

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

Night Blading  

Same as Roller Blading only at night. If you are outside and it's night time while roller blading then you are Night Blading.
I was night blading and I almost got hit by a car! He did not see me cuzz it was night outside...
Night Blading by 8-bit_zombie September 6, 2007

roller blading 

When having sex with a heavy set woman:
Man inserts penis into the fat between her shoulder blades, and thrusts, causing his balls to roll over her shoulder blades
Bro1: "Hey man, hogging last night was intense!"

Bro2: "Yeah man, that chick i picked up was totally into roller blading, it completely caugh5 me by surprise!"
roller blading by Dashteve May 22, 2018

twotter blading

When a man uses a roller blade boots wheels to please a woman on her genitals.
"I was twotter blading with her last night."

Babe-Blading 

When performing sexual intercourse, after removing your belt proceed to insert the belt into the virgina getting as much of the belt inside as possible (more the merrier) press the belt against the wall between the poop shoot and the bean to shove your manhood inside pressing against the g spot… well done you have now set up your babe blade! Now proceed to thrust as you flick the bean until she’s close, when getting close pull your little friend out and strum as fast as possible until she clenches onto the belt at which point you shout “let it rip” pulling the belt out as fast as possible and shoving your dick back in and pounding the shit out your babeblade… you are now the babeblade master
“Bro I heard my dad say let it rip last night and now my mum permanently walks like a crab, I think they might have been babe-blading”
Babe-Blading by Babe-blade King September 7, 2021