An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your
head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items
thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing,
moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I
hate that
roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a
cunk.