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Benefits Day 

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!
Benefits Day by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011

benefits thug 

A person who is a thug in employee benefits.

Dianna Santos
Damn, Santos! Back at it again being a benefits thug!

benefits bsd 

A large word document describing a web page's features and navigation, but is laid out in ineffective and needlessly confusing way.
Large un-named tables and circular references in the benefits BSD causes spatial awareness for the perpetrator, allowing enough time for everyone to escape.
benefits bsd by mockup_boy July 16, 2019

benefits outwade the risks 

Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.
A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".

friends with benefits 

Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people. Also not a word tool for a player to have sex with women he does not care about. A smart alternative to random hook-ups.
John and I are friends with benefits. We just hang out, and have sex. It's easy, now that we've established the ground rules. If we stopped having sex, we'd still be friends.

Online friends with benefits 

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"
Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits