attachment 

to bind by emotional ties, as of affection or loyalty

im attached to my mom.

attachment by cristinaav May 29, 2005

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment 

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

attachment disorder 

When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.

Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.

attachment disorder by Jeremy in Denver January 30, 2008

attachment issues 

when someone is super attached to someone else even after the relationship ended. it’s hard for them to say goodbye to the other person and move on

emily: maddy has attachment issues. especially with her ex-boyfriend

attachment issues by beachwoodmendes March 24, 2022

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS) 

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS) by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009

attachmentia

attachment dementia; a serious disorder you where forget to attach the attachment to an email over and over again.

Email recipient: "You forgot to attach the spreadsheet......AGAIN!"

Me: "Sorry, My attachmentia is getting worse. Better self medicate."

attachmentia by Me-not December 7, 2011

hip attachment

Someone's best friend who's always around.

"Her hip attachment is going to be the best man at the wedding"

hip attachment by fvondoom March 4, 2012