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naked ass parade 

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.
So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!
naked ass parade by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

showing naked ass 

When u riding in ur slab and u decide to pop trunk and drop top and sho your naked ass or swing your nuts on those busters
lil Jalen has been riding slab and showing naked ass to all the haters

Naked Ass Fart 

When someone pulls down their pants, bends over, spreads there butt cheeks apart in front of there friends. At that precise moment they fart so there friends can see there asshole move as the fart releases.
On the tee box I hollered hey look. As my friends turned around , they got a good look of a Naked Ass Fart.
Naked Ass Fart by S.Dukes April 19, 2018

Bare naked ass days 

The last week in June when people who are in the porn scene movement and the porn hippie movement have there festivals in the nations national parks where they all get together and take all there close off and can run through the woods with there bare naked asses and fuck all they want.
Lets and see the bare naked ass days.

butt ass nake on the turl 

a crazy shit so brutal the only option is to take off all your clothes
person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break

skinny ass bitch named coker 

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.
Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.