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National Ass-grab Month 

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.
“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*

National grab-ass/grab-boob day 

Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.

ill-fated ass grab 

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.
"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."
ill-fated ass grab by mattkorey October 20, 2008

National Ass Grab Day (#2) 

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

abra-ca-grab-ass 

*Guy innocently cooking dinner*

Girl: "Abra-ca-grab-ass!" *grabs a generous handfull of bum, then disappears*

Guy: "Was I just molested by a magician?"
abra-ca-grab-ass by Word Burglar September 19, 2009

Oval Office Grab-ass 

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.
President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
Oval Office Grab-ass by jj1221 October 21, 2009