asmyn 

the #koolest gal you’ll ever meet. she’s flat chested, and has a semi-big #bootay . has a #rbf but is still #cool .

Alex: “Who is that she’s got a big bootay!”
Ryan: “oh that’s asmyn, she’s really kool”

asmyn by koolgalwithabigbootay July 1, 2020

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello 

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

The world is lame as i stand in as my own. 

A sentence for use when you believe that someone else's life is nowhere near as accomplished as yours is.

Les Paul: "I'm just walking down the street, talking out loud."

Les Paul: "Oh look, someone less fortunate than me."

(to the less fortunate person)

Les Paul: "The world is lame as I stand in as my own."

(the less fortunate person is inspired and gets a job)

The world is lame as i stand in as my own. by Maaatt December 24, 2007

Asmyra

Known for the nicest and best soccer player out of all her friends also has the laziest fucking friends in her friend group

Asmyra is the best

Asmyra by Kumzaea November 24, 2023

mad as my brah

the way a unemployed uneducated houso says thanks whilst being incarcerated

when a lad or crackhead leaves ya house with their crack in hand after ya just shouted the fein'in grub..

mad as my brah

mad as my brah by hbcab September 17, 2021

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick 

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023