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wizzard sticks 

A drinking game.

1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.
tim: yo it takes me 18 beers and a roll of tape to make me a wizzard.
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.

angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks
wizzard sticks by mrbuff754 January 19, 2011
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wizzard sleeves 

that broad i banged last night had some wicked ass wizzard sleeves
wizzard sleeves by pussy king de wuna September 17, 2009

wizzard jizzard 

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.
Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"

wizzard sleeve 

When a girls camel toe is extremely noticeable from her yoga pants or spankies.
Guy one:" hey bro, you see her wizzard sleeve?"
Guy2: "ya, I bet she has a lot of tricks up her sleeve"

Wizzard sleevage 

Her camel toe was huge. She had some serious wizzard sleevage.
Wizzard sleevage by Wavedonkey April 17, 2013

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
your a wizzard hary, im a what

Fat Wizzard 

The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.
John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!

I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!
Fat Wizzard by Rimming roms September 29, 2010