Wizard 

Someone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.

FatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good
BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)

Wizard by Zach & Ethan January 30, 2004

wizard 

To grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone else's face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.

"Dude, I ripped one while driving over here and Brandon start whining about it, so I gave him the wizard."

wizard by joe rp December 30, 2007

wizard 

A person who does and says stupid and goofy things

Yo get away from me u wizard

wizard by Mo-Blaze March 24, 2007

wizard 

wizard is "troldmand" on danish. And is a joint containing hash and weed...

"Lad os lige fyre den der troldmand og blive FUUUUUCKD"

wizard by KeyserNitro April 7, 2005

wizard 

one who does not think through or foresee the consequences of an action, with disaterous results.

your sucha wizard.

wizard by dan and ben February 9, 2003

Wizard 

Used to describe some kind of social deviant, someone dirty, unsuccessful, poor, weird looking, ugly, greasy etc.

Holy fuck Matt, look at that wizard!

Damn! Look at all that UFC shirt!

Wizard by Pantera99 September 23, 2009

Wizard 

A term used to denote marijuana. Best used whilst in front of authority figures, or when making a simple jest to a friend. Due to the obvious magic inducing powers of marijuana, those who partake of it become witches and warlocks themselves.

"OH SHIT DUDE! THAT'S A HUGE BAG OF WIZARD!"

"Fuck yeah man, we're about to get magical."

Wizard by The Morganic Morganism April 11, 2010