wild bill kelso 

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

wild bill kelso by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Wild Bill Challenge 

You snort salt, take a shot of tequila, and then squirt lime in your eye.

Dude, want to do the wild bill challenge?

Wild Bill Challenge by Skeep1982 January 22, 2014

wild bill hiccup 

When a chick (or dude) gives you a wild Bill (blow job), and then hiccups causing a bubble cum to emerge from their mouth.

GEORGE W.: I asked Monica Lewinsky to give me a wild Bill in the Limousine. After she swallowed my cum, she did a wild Bill hiccup. Hell, I thought the airbags had deployed!

wild bill hiccup by Sgt. Willy McCoy December 29, 2006

Wild Bill Kelso 

A stupid noob in a dress retard bounty hunter that lived in the forest and killed me and my friends and stole our money to buy ammo for his gun in graal.

Every time he kills you he shoots you in the groin, so when you are resurrected in the hospital, it looks like you pissed your pants.

He uses a trainer to walk over walls, and because of this he is sent to the jailhouse allmost every hour.

He is a fucking lame noob that sucks dick.

Wild bill fucking pked me ten times in a row infront of the hospital.

Wild Bill Kelso by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004

a buck wild bill

the act of taking a lower decker and proceeding to rub it across the entire bathroom.

Hey i heard that keeton did a buck wild bill at his friend's house in kindergarden. The kid's parents told me that there was shit everywhere.

a buck wild bill by M Turdsly October 12, 2011

Wild Bucking Bill 

Since a man cannot use his hands to moderate the pace of a blow job during 69, the man sports cowboy boots with spurs to smack the back of the females head if she is not performing to the desired pace.

My girlfriend doesnt perform the best during 69, so I had to give her a wild bucking bill.

Wild Bucking Bill by Mikey the sodomizing king June 11, 2006

buffalo bill's wild west show 

1. Nude western porno that involves europeans and elephants in the nude.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.

1. Hey the europeans brought the elephants....lets go watch buffalo bill's wild west show.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.

buffalo bill's wild west show by Susan Crabgrass December 9, 2008