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The Closet Whores 

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!
"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."
The Closet Whores by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012
Related Words

urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true
Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores

Whoresome 

Adj. Something both whorey and wholesome
-Wow that's kind of a whoresome meme.
-That girl over there is totally whoresome! 10/10 would bang!
Whoresome by HeyItsMj May 24, 2018

Gum Whores

People who ask you for gum as soon as you pull out a piece.
<Jimmy pulls out a stick of gum for himself>

Bob: Yo jimmy, give me a piece!

Jimmy: No dude get your own.

Bill: Yeah give me one too.

Jimmy: Oh my gosh you guys are a bunch of gum whores!
Gum Whores by E.Smith22522 November 3, 2010

welfare whores

those of our country, who, out of their own laziness, and incompentecy, repeatedly produce offspring in order to increase the amount of welfare they receive; basically screwing for government money, so the lazy pigs don't have to work.
Lady: "Hey, Jimbo, if we have three more kids, they'll give us 1,000 more per month! Whoo boy!"
Man: "But Shanquisha, don't you feel like we're being welfare whores?"
Lady: "Hells nah!"
welfare whores by Tromboner73 October 22, 2010

myspace whores 

- myspace whores are mostly girls..
usually have new pics of them selves daily... have a million friends and dont know half of them... think myspace is some kind of popularity contest... they usually post bulletins saying comment my pics or im hungry for comments. go on my space every 2 mins to check if they have new comments.. take pictures of themselves in the mirror ... have a need to be on everyones top eight... need to keep commenting everyone just to be someones last comment... say things like im soo cool , im raddd ... usuallyy write all of there friends names under who id like too meett... basically there insecure annoying bitches that want to seem cool ;) ; every scene person has one
your all such myspace whores!
myspace whores by jadeee July 16, 2008