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cat wearing glasses 

u've probably seen this gif in the define word
why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

unless he's wearing diapers 

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!
Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

wearing the monkey 

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.
Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

Wearing the same socks 

To be on the same page; To be on the same wavelength; To see eye to eye; To be of one mind
Andre and I had some issues that needed resolving, but after our meeting earlier we're definitely wearing the same socks.

wearing the cool pants

Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."