Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

weed whacker

American term for grass trimmer

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 14, 2025

Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.

Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.

by jeffro11 November 1, 2008