warheads

super sour candy that come in assorted flavors
:Black Cherry
:Lemon
:Apple
:Watermelon
:and Blue Raspberry

A candy that kills the teeth/cheeks due to the sourness... even before eating them...

I think the lemon warheads are most sour! just thinking of eating one makes my teeth hurt!!!

Butch: My cheeks hurt!!
Cassidy: Your cheeks hurt? I'm the one eating the warheads!!!
Butch: I can taste them now.
Cassidy: Do you want one?
Butch: No!!! My cheeks hurt already!!!

warheads by tigerqueen2190 November 8, 2009

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warheads

Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many

3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding

25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...

OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS

warheads by jjr51802 November 7, 2013