Waft 

A term that can be used in many contexts to express indifference, disbelief, disregard or to to discredit what was previously said.

Note: This versatile word can NEVER be over used. Its survival through the ages is akin to that of a beaver or a red squirrel.
It also evolves constantly.

P: "Where did you go on holiday?"
S: "The Maldives with Megan Fox"
P: "ha, WAFT!"

C: "That lecturer doesn't have a clue."
E: "I know like. What a load of waft!"

After watching a pretentious movie: "Never experienced such waft in my life!"

"My essay was just a load of waft but i sounded good."
Or "I was wafting on in that essay, didn't know anything about the economic state of Galway!"

Waft by mcyo2010 July 25, 2011

waft 

waft to make a sentence sarcastic, usually used by scottish teenagers to poke fun at others.

Tom you are amazing at singing, waft.

waft by smellycatinnitmate December 23, 2009

WAFT 

Abbreviation for what a fucking tease

Text 1 - "Did you see Monica in her new bikini at the party, bro?"

Text 2 - "Yeah, WAFT"

WAFT by 7UP December 30, 2013

Waft 

A stinky fart

Person 1: wafts

Person 2: woooweeee that stinks like fart

Waft by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021

Waft 

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

Waft by Jeza July 8, 2022

Waft

Waft: (Wet ass fart toot)

Verb: hey are you wafting over there

Did you just waft in my car

I just had a waft

Did you just waft in my car

Waft by Vexxterzen March 12, 2026

Waft 

To describe something or someone that is unbelievably fast, smooth, and effortlessly rapid — usually in a way that looks unbothered or clean. Often used to hype up cars, runners, or anything that moves with serious pace.

“You’ve got some right waft in that thing.”

“That car that went past has some proper waft.”

“Add a stage 2 map and you’ll feel the waft.”

Waft by anon293837377 July 16, 2025