vacuuming up cunt hairs 

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

vacuuming up cunt hairs by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

vertical vacuuming by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

Backseat Vacuuming 

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

Backseat Vacuuming by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Vacuumnecrophilliac 

Vacuumnecrophilliac is the instance in time when someone has sex with a dead vacuum

Patrick is a Vacuumnecrophilliac

Vacuumnecrophilliac by Braves01 December 14, 2008

vaccuming

a way of masturbation with stickin your penis in the vaccum attachment and turning it on suck to pleasure yourself

my vaccum makes me horny becuase i vaccum everyn night

vaccuming by petesgay@bl March 26, 2005

Vacuumin 

The term given to the act of sexual intercourse with a vacuum cleaner.

You'll never guess what, that boy likes Vacuumin, how queer!

Vacuumin by Timmmmmyyyy December 7, 2006

sex vaccuming 

To clean up one's room and living area in order to impress a potential sexual partner.

Sorry dude I can't go get lunch with you today I've gotta go do some sex vaccuming.

sex vaccuming by Three Pounds of Flax October 5, 2012