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jab up your butt 

Say quickly so as to be reminiscent of "Jabba The Hutt". A Proctologist.
Since I am over 40, I have to see "Jab up your butt" every 5 years.

Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day

April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day 

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

I want to get stuck up your butthole 

This means you like someone. Duh.
Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

Sharpen up your buttons 

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

Button Up Your Shirt Straight

John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight