screwed up

1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.

1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!

by katrine April 11, 2004

screwed up

A song from Ludacris' recent album:
Chicken -N- Beer

I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then

Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)

I'm screwed up

by Breyanna January 31, 2004

screwed up cliques

cliques for girls whipe each others asses and fat girls where size 0 dresses. can't be the town you are in because then you are considered a reject, but in the next town over you are considered a goddess, and random people think you are really hot. it's cool to be anorexic in private and healthy in public so you can look hot in the next facebook selfie taken by @*^*!#, and full of hoes who make "private shabangs" screwed up cliques

every high school is full of screwed up cliques and possibly every college and small town..life

by keanureaves_girlfraan May 27, 2016

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008