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Man twinkie 

Woman: Hey honey, mind if i take a bite of your man twinkie?
Man: Uhh what?
Man twinkie by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Band Twinkie 

A Band Twinkie, sometimes spelled as Band Twinky and simply called "Band Twinks", is pronounced: "buh-ayy-nd tw-ink-ee" and refers to any and all members of the school's Concert, Jazz, and Marching band. A "Super Twink" is someone who is in all three, or more.

Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.

Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.

A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.

The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".

You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!

Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!
jock--"Man, I wish I were as cool as a Band Twinkie!"

"Toes up!"

"GUIDE!!"

"Let's play ass tag!"

Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"
Band Twinkie by Maeve Roche August 29, 2010

Meat Twinkie 

When a man (Luis) has some fat foreskin covering his hog and ejaculates inside, keeping the baby batter inside the hood. He then proceeds to feed it to his victim like a Meat Twinkie
Oh shit Luis just fed that chick a fresh Meat Twinkie
Meat Twinkie by BDB123 January 9, 2021

Cum Filled Twinkie 

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.
Cum Filled Twinkie by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Twinkie Girl 

When a young woman has a strong fetish for receiving creampies during sex, causing her to resemble the famous cream-filled Hostess snack cake during the act (see also: breeding fetish)
“I love it when he creampies me…I think I’m becoming a Twinkie Girl

twinkie house 

Interj. - A battlecry used when attacking someone, to strike confusion and fear into the minds of your opponent. Usually followed by a hard right hook.
"Itty bitty baby! Itty bitty boat!" "I don't believe it!" "Habeeb it!" "TWINKIE HOUSE!" *thwack*
twinkie house by Felyza June 11, 2006