Tito

Slang for Hawaiian

Yo man, look at that Tito over there
Fucking Titos

Tito by Lonnie Simmons May 19, 2010

Tito

A large, overweight Hawaiian man, who sits on the park bench playing his ukelele and is nice to everybody.

"Hey man, wanna go see Tito today? I'm feeling down, and I could really use a lift. I'll bring my guitar."

Tito by TBA Tommorow July 7, 2008

Tito

A kid who flashes his tits better than nicki minaj

The kid is a Tito

Tito by Reddit user hate discord October 26, 2018

Tito

a person who will break your heart over and over untill you cant love any more then after go and be a little simp just to get you back to do it again

hes being a little tito and im tired of it

Tito by suckah for love October 21, 2009

Tito

Usually a guy in relationship that his friends forced him into

Person 1: Look Tito is so cute

Tito by Digrfcjij November 2, 2018

Tito

Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.

Mom: Why is your room dirty

You: I don’t know Tito must have done it

You fail your test , Tito is the reason

You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault

Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault

Tito by SaliceRose January 25, 2020

TITO

TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.

I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.

TITO by MyRealNameisBob August 22, 2009