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Riding the wombat 

To get completely stoned off of marijuana, or weed. see milking the wombat
Me and my friends were riding the wombat over April vacation, and it was great!

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.
"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"

The Wombat Foundation 

Is the foundation which its soul purpose is to help raise money for the poor wombat population and try to help bring them back from extinction. and to try and kill the vicious Red Ruffed Lemur.

Spank the wombat 

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener
After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

the wombat 

The act of pushing back the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis and throwing said dick into the belly button of a larger proportioned woman, as if you are rereleasing an animal back into the wild.
I made an amateur porn the other night in my bedroom with sarah and did the wombat...too bad man vs. wild is already a show title.
the wombat by Mike Carini March 23, 2009

The Wombat 

A Fat ugly Creature.
The kingstone school is home to this disgusting creature. It would do anything for food
"dont get in the way of the wombat and its food"
The Wombat by fr00tsh00t January 23, 2009