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The Gooch 

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper
1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
The Gooch by GingerJack March 17, 2013

two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

The Gooch 

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

The Gooch 

Vince Ferrito
An angry man who wears weight lifting gloves.
A person who steals.
A bully.
A tough guy.
The Gooch is going to help himself to some of your things.
The Gooch by Patrick Thornton December 12, 2004

The Gooch 

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse
"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young
The Gooch by Oz December 14, 2003

hit the gooch

Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"

Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
hit the gooch by speeeeze January 26, 2011