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who cut the cheese 

who farted
Jim-Bob:*farts*
John-Boy: *nose wrinkles* ew who cut the cheese?

freeze the cheese 

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.
Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

Give me the cheese 

When someone has cheese and you like cheese
Toby: oi I got the cheese who wants some

Papacun: yooooo I love cheese GIVE ME THE CHEESE
Give me the cheese by Video ezy September 16, 2019

Ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso 

This ikonic line in whereas JunG YOoNoH or Jung Jaehyun (the cheese fucker) says ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso.
Fan1: iVe BeeN FUcKinG wIth the ChEeSe thaTS The qUeSo
Fan2: QuEso
Fan3: dIaMoNds DrIpPiNg bEtTer bIrNg YoUr rAinCoAt

Fan4: SplaSh

The cheese tax 

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax
The cheese tax by Naher1 March 28, 2023

Squeeze the Cheese 

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
Squeeze the Cheese by Doc Evil August 9, 2003