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The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic 

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.
"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"
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The West Pointer 

A sexual act in which a male becomes fully erect moments before intercourse, then attaches (or to “Fix”) a bayonet (A trusty combat knife that attaches to the barrel of a military weapon for close combat) on to said erect penis and proceeds with intercourse, shouting “KILL” with every thrust. Popular among barracks bimbos stationed at Fort Drum.
"I got with PVT Cockinmouth last nite and gave her The West Pointer for hours"

The West Loop 

A neighborhood in Chicago - typically populated by D-bags.
Off course I have yoga pants, I live in the West Loop!

The West Quincy Stinky Dink 

Tucking Dick and Balls into your own ass crack, then proceeding to fart on a womans boobies. Notoriously famous in West Quincy, Ma.
1. My god, I just received a West Quincy Stinky Dink, may I please have a napkin.

2. I tried to give her the West Quincy Stinky Dink, but I got her face by accident.

The West Village 

A neighborhood in lower Manhattan that houses Karlie Kloss. Rich people live here. People who live here often send their kids to private schools such as: St. Luke's, VCS, City and Country, LREI, Grace Church & Friends Seminary.. (also known as the "DISC" schools) The difference between the West Village (TWV) and other areas of Manhattan is the modesty. TWV has it, the upper east side and TriBeCa don't. In TWV people are more low key with they're bragging. Subtly name dropping, label always facing out, etc. Baisically, if you live in TWV You're Rich af & you almost definitely go to a private school. (but this is New York City... Everybody goes to a private school.)
"Woah did you see that girl, she had on Lulu Lemon Leggings & a Celine Bag." "Yeah she must live in the west village"

The west has fallen 

an older catchphrase of alt-right and adjacent groups. It's the idea that, to them, the social decay and fall from grace perceived in western countries is akin to the fall of Rome; that the Americas and Europe are beginning to collapse or lose their glory.
Paul: The western countries are declining crime is rising, whites are getting replaced, values are lost and cultures are getting eradicated

Thomas: The west has fallen!

the west lake demon 

During sex your girlfriend gets angry and rolls off you as fast as she can snapping your cock
"i dude whats wrong?"
"my girlfriend just pulled the west lake demon"