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Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.
"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."
Feed the warden by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017

The Warden of Ladner 

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.
Looks there comes the warden of ladner!
The Warden of Ladner by bige652 January 16, 2023

Void the Warranty 

To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.
"you're hitting the bars tonight? Let's void the warranty!"
"I voided her warranty all night long"
Void the Warranty by tahot November 14, 2011

Void the warranty 

when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
Jim: Hey did you see the game last night?

Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)

the car warranty scammers 

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.
Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

Under the bumper warranty 

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.