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The Silly Cow Sludge 

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.
When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin
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Quite the silly William 

Someone who has been made to look like an idiot, as first seen on the Armstrong and Miller Show.
This whole kerfuffle has made you look Quite the silly William!

The Sally Jesse Raphael 

When a woman is backed up into a corner with her back against a wall while her male partner slides his erect penis in between her breasts, as she squeezes them together, forming a vaginal substitute. The woman also licks the head of the penis as it comes near to her face with thrusting.
Gentleman: "Would you like to bone, baby?"

Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"

Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".

The Sallyer 

Dublin Slang for ones head. Derived from the town of SallyNogin. In yesteryear, people used to refer to their heads as theis nogins.
How was your Sallyer on Sunday morning Stephen. You fairly lowered the juice into you.

Or,

Joe crossed the ball in, but PL missed the net when he missed a glorious chance with his sallyer.

Whilst playing heads and volleys, or 7 Up, a striker may often be heard roaring, on the sallyer son.
The Sallyer by goose licker June 17, 2009

The Silly Squad

The Group With More Sass Than A Barbie Girl One Side Of Their Hair Dyed Red, The Time You Join The Silly Squad Is The Time You Set In Stone Your Life For Two Years They Wont Let You Leave.

The Silly Goose 

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
The Silly Goose by ninerrr September 25, 2022

The sallying 

The sallying is where Tom fisted by sally
The sallying by Atilla fronz March 28, 2023