Beat The Spread 

The act of masturbation (male or female)

Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.

Beat The Spread by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010

Beat The Spread 

The act of making love.

Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.

Beat The Spread by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010

Cooking the spread 

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

Cooking the spread by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

wet the spread 

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

wet the spread by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

spread the mustard 

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot

P.U.! Who just spread the mustard?

spread the mustard by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010

spread the cheese 

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

spread the cheese by Tetay October 21, 2006

Spread the Gospel 

(v.) - ejaculating everywhere to cover as much area as possible, like a sprinkler

Kelly: Dammit. Why did you cum all over my face?

Quack: Gotta spread the Gospel.

Jon: LOL

Spread the Gospel by itsmekellyc May 1, 2011