The Pubetastical 

A drink you make at a sleepover with your best mate, this drink consists of both parties, urine, semen, spit, pubic hair and any drink of your choice.
The best recommendation is the grape flavoured diet rite from your local IGA.

person 1: "hey man, what did you do at the sleepover last night?"
person 2: "oh, my friend and i drank the Pubetastical.

The Pubetastical by pubetastical_lover987 April 7, 2023

Just cut the pubes in the womb bro 

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.

"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious

Just cut the pubes in the womb bro by SonyTan April 16, 2025

Shaving the house pubes 

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

Shaving the house pubes by backentrybananza August 5, 2010

The Devil’s Pubes 

Known typically as Cilantro or Coriander. This herb tastes like soap and is used, for some reason, to ruin otherwise perfectly delicious food from every and all cultures.

The fresh guacamole looked fantastic until they covered it with The Devil’s Pubes.

The Devil’s Pubes by ComradeWinston December 17, 2018

The devil's pubes

The devil's pubes is weed

John:Yo you be smoken the devil's pubes jack
Jack: you know it brother
John: dam that's big tough

The devil's pubes by Crispymemerboi February 21, 2019