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hard in the paint 

To approach a problem, obstacle, or challenge with supreme confidence of success through a commitment to use all facilities available to one's self to achieve a goal.

The term has etymological roots in the basketball parlance that describes an attempt to score in the crowded and highly contested area directly under and immediately adjacent to the raised hoop on a basketball court, or "painted" area. Shot attempts in this area are traditionally only successful when made with a strong conviction to score, skill, overpowering strength, or a combination thereof (i.d. "going hard").
When we saw Dason had put on his best suit and matching Tag Heuer timepiece, we knew he going hard in the paint to his job interview that afternoon.
hard in the paint by g0dfinger March 30, 2009

stir the paint 

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period.
Stir the paint is having sex with a woman while she's on her period, not one her period--ON her period fucknuts!
stir the paint by Rocket1 March 12, 2012

sniffing the paint 

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.
Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.

Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.
My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.

Beat the paint off of those walls 

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.
Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

drinkin' the paint 

Becoming intoxicated. To describe someone who has been drinking alcohol.
"What's wrong with Bo?"
"Yeah, I don't know, it looks like someone's been drinkin' the paint!"