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on the mizzie

"Hey, want to hit the club on the mizzie?"
on the mizzie by zachzoo5 May 27, 2016

The Laptop Mizer 

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.
Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

Mizzy the Unc 

A jolly old Zio/unc with the best drip. This Zio/unc is actually a young jit who dresses like a Zio at a wedding. He will go down in history as Unc.
Person 1: “Yo who is that?”
Person 2: It’s Mizzy the Unc
“Unc Unc Unc Unc”
Mizzy the Unc by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025