the sex itis

The feeling of sleepiness after having heated sex.

Amanda: " I tried to call you last night to hear about your date, what happened?"

Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."

the sex itis by spider333 December 8, 2009

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beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

beat the meat itis by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

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Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out

Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis by Offioffy March 12, 2019

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That's the way it is

Used to mean that nothing can be done about a particular condition,because it just has to be that way and one just has to live with it.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Jason,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,and Elliott may only wear ball caps and winter jackets. It's plain they all would rather wear impressive headgear and overcoats, but they can't, and that's the way it is.

That's the way it is by JMC70 April 1, 2017

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CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH by dontmindmyusernamebitch August 29, 2020

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because that's the way it is

The most bullshit phrase ever to enter existence. Sometimes used when no actual reason is had.

"Why can't gay people get marries?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't women vote?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't I sit on my knees at the dinner table?"
-"Because that is the way it is."

because that's the way it is by Peasonearth May 19, 2014

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the hell it is

a sarcastic, angry retort towards someone else.

Person 1: everything is fine!
Person 2: the hell it is.

the hell it is by burnedchai August 9, 2021

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