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The Garden

Referring to Olive Garden in a cool way bc their breadsticks r bottomless and insanely good
Yo bro, we should go to the garden. Their breadsticks are orgasmic.”
The Garden by Garden Boy April 6, 2026

The garden center 

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.
“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday
The garden center by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

The garden center 

A garden center is a large area with a garden in it without a garden. Men often work here with other men.
“I saw a garden that wasn’t there at the garden center with the men yesterday
The garden center by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

The Garden Gnome Gangstas 

The garden gnome gangsters are made of Peter, Phuc and Amanda.

These trio's often can be seen around crawling around the floor like small gnomes. They all say they are tall yet they are all still small. The Garden Gnome Gangstas can be seen patrolling the 2nd floor and sniffing people's feet.

I was thinking of adding mini hitler but that will be a different topic to discuss.
OH SHIT THE THE GARDEN GNOME GANGSTAS ARE SNIFFING HIS FEET
The Garden Gnome Gangstas by "okke" February 22, 2023

The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!
The garden hose by Finlonger September 25, 2014