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eleni the sexy

Me, for I am Eleni the sexy. I am sexy, the most sexy person ever. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTYYTYYYYYYYYYYYY

I also like anime and am free on 7 on Saturdays if anyone is interested..
Mom: who are you sleeping with?? We have a son together how could you, YOU BISH

dad: Honey, ugh. I’m sleeping with Eleni the sexy! The sexiest person aliveeeee UwU

Elle the alien 

Elle is a wonderful (in this moment) purple-pink haired alien, Loves Kurt Cobain and Nirvana in general. Elle is the best thing to happen to you , it's an alien that arrived on earth by chance, and encountered an alien observer with blue messy hair. Elle i don't want you to leave this planet, please stay here , we could observe the galaxy on the Earth and listen to riot grrrl music while making punk pins.
- Elle the alien , you're my soul sibling

- The blue haired alien observer
Elle the alien by AlienObserver November 19, 2021

Elena On The Spot 

The feminine derivative of the commonly used phrase "Johnny on the Spot". Used to describe an individual who, without prompting, is ready, reliable and ready to perform a duty or task without delay. The phrase is believed to have originated in the southeastern United States where it is frequently used.
"That deal could have blown up if she wasn't such an Elena on the Spot and kept it together"
Elena On The Spot by JTN7000 February 26, 2020

The Norris Pour Elle 

A large vibrating dildo shaped like Chuck Norris’ gun. The French phrase “pour elle” means “for her” lending the device a soft, feminine connotation, despite its explosive power.
She thought orgasms couldn’t get any more powerful until she tried The Norris Pour Elle

The Norris… Pour Elle 

Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.
Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle