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Barry And The Rookie Are The Lost And Damned And The Ballad Of Gay Tony Downloadable COntent 

Barry And The Rookie Are The Lost And Damned And The Ballad Of Gay Tony Downloadable COntent
Barry And The Rookie Are The Lost And Damned And The Ballad Of Gay Tony Downloadable COntent

Fornication Under the Consent of the King 

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)
man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

The Contest 

A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.
The Contest by snafoolery April 5, 2009

Drop Obama off at the convention 

Man, that Mexican food is going right through me. I need to drop Obama off at the convention!

2nd place in the contest 

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you
Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack

The Contest 

A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.
"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."