Temporary Depression 

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together

Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice

Temporary Depression by HWAHman October 1, 2019

temporary insect insanity 

The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.

Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.

temporary insect insanity by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019

temporary lie 

A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.

No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday.
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)

temporary lie by Jilina December 20, 2007

Temperance 

Temperance is the virtue of moderation and self-control in anything, but especially in indulgence in pleasures. Temperance, in the large sense of moderation or self-control, was the characteristic Greek virtue.

To consciously limit oneself in guility pleasures such as substances to make the individual "feel" better

Temperance by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003

Temporary Boyfriend 

boyfriend in training, boyfriend, tool

One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.

A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.

A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.

Example One:

Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.

Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!

Temporary Boyfriend by DirtyDi November 19, 2004

Temporary Tourettes 

A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.

Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!

John: What the hell's up with Bob?

Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.

Temporary Tourettes by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

temporary euphoria 

A release; a state of strong happiness, excitement, and well-being, almost like an escape.

“Temporary Euphoria Or a release. That’s like temporary happiness real quick” -Brent Faiyaz

temporary euphoria by chu1ita03 August 11, 2022