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Spring Hill, Florida

Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.
Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.

Spring Hill, Florida

Where the druggies roam. The black hole of a place to live.
Have you been to Spring Hill, Florida that place is a total drug hole
Spring Hill, Florida by Jac&72627 December 29, 2016

Spring Hill High School 

Wanna use the bathroom? Nope shits are locked up. Everybody that goes here got a vape or something on here. It’s basically a felony if you use your cellphone.
You hear that Spring Hill High School has caught over 100 people with vapes?
Damn that’s tough, not my school though

Spring Hill Stump Grinder 

Three men is a triangle position. Each rubbing penis "stump" in each others face.
Seth invited Tom and Del to a Spring Hill Stump Grinder party. The all looked like glazed donunts in the morning.

Spring Hill High School 

A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think Sam Hunt and Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.
Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.

Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.

Chuck a spring hill 

"Josh, where were you? Did you guys chuck a spring hill?"

"Yeah Vish, we got lost and couldn't find our way."
Chuck a spring hill by Perezita March 21, 2009