Spice Rack 

Slang term for calling someone a 'spastic' usually said when in such rage that saying the correct word isn't possible.

God Kelly, you wind me up so much, your such a spice rack!

Spice Rack by jimbomansi January 26, 2010

Spice rack 

A homeless person who abuses spice and other drugs, usually possessing a sullen expression and skeletal features.

There's an awful lot of spice racks in town today!

Spice rack by InformerSnow69 June 12, 2020

spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes

Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

spice rack dwarf by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009

Spice Rack Space Rock 

A micro-genre of psychedelic rock music that is influenced by many different eastern cultures.

Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock

Spice Rack Space Rock by nuerdino February 18, 2013

universal spice rack 

a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.

Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.

universal spice rack by oOBradicalOo March 17, 2010

dutch spice rack

when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"

Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"

Guy 2 "Sweet bro"

dutch spice rack by youknowwhodurr November 7, 2011

Bohemian Spice Rack 

While you are having sex and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out "Andale!" and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.

Oh my gosh Jeff! You really Bohemian Spice Racked your dog?

Bohemian Spice Rack by yeah he did the alligator October 20, 2010