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speckled cobra 

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
speckled cobra by gross person January 3, 2009
Related Words
Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.
Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.
spacked by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

speckledwarfed 

To be deceived, tricked, or hoodwinked by means of flattery, impersonation, or the like.
"We've been duped! Bamboozled!"
"We've been speckledwarfed!"
speckledwarfed by Frigits December 26, 2008

Speckled Henn 

The act of cumming on your partner, then throwing a handful of chocolate chips at them.
After I came on her and threw a handful of chocolate chips at her.. She looked like a speckled henn
Speckled Henn by foldingisforfaggots September 8, 2011
Dude,Im so sperked for that kegger.
Or.
Man Im spekred Im gonna' beat his ass.
Sperked by Casey & Tity. October 8, 2008
When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.
Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.
Spocked by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013