snooki punch Share definition Flag When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out! This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out. snooki punch by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the snooki punch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch