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Snar Blunklin 

Also known as the "Coffee Sinus Blumpkin," a Snar Blunklin involves drinking coffee with hot sauce on the rim of the mug, or in the coffee itself, while on the toilet, getting a blowjob. If timed right, you will be able to empty your balls, your colon, and your nose sinuses all at the same time. This is what many refer to as a perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his wife waste all their money on sex toys and ecstacy pills, but they've never tried a good ol' Snar Blunklin in the morning. Your entire life will be changed for the better after trying it, trust me.
Snar Blunklin by JayFay22 April 11, 2021
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Snar Blunklin 

Also known as the "Spicy Sinus Coffee Blumpkin" a Snar Blunklin is the act of taking a dump, drinking coffee with hot sauce either in or on the rim of the coffee mug, and getting a blowjob all at the same time.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his girlfriend keep wasting money on sex toys and enhancement drugs, but they've never tried the good ol' Snar Blunklin. It's the best way to start a morning, trust me.
Snar Blunklin by JayFay22 April 12, 2021
JLLM's favorite word.
Often used as a verb for some strange reason.
"Shut up" he snar't back roughly,
snar't by Soulless Pacifist July 21, 2025

vic var snar blarbs

This phrase says what it means, and means what it says. It can be used in place of anything really, usually a phrase, but can be used in place of a word. Also good for when one wants to use a more colorful word or phrase but is in mixed company.
Jack: I love you, Sally.
Sally: Vic var snar blarbs.

Vic var snar blarbs! That was a hard test!

snarfenrugie 

A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.
Don't be a snarfenrugie!
snarfenrugie by dr. therapist January 12, 2020
One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."