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S.A.G. (shit and go) 

A person that takes a shit then leaves without waching his hands... (SAG = Shit And Go)
"Dude that guy just took a S.A.G."

shit or go blind 

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
shit or go blind by word genie February 20, 2005

Shit or Go Blind 

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!
Shit or Go Blind by Mr Wod December 1, 2010

Go shit in the ocean

An alternative way to say "go fuck yourself"; an Australian saying which asks you to do an unpleasant act in the most burdensome way.
Kyle: Hey Soph, do you wanna go for a cheeky Macca's run?
Sophie: Nah, go shit in the ocean Kyle

Shit or Go Blind 

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
Shit or Go Blind by road decay September 5, 2008

go shit yourself 

it does not have meanings
Just go shit yourself

(That sentences doesn't make sense)
go shit yourself by harmi0101 March 2, 2024