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rusty shackles 

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"
A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.

Puppy Shackles 

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.
I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

Foot shackles 

When you have new shoes that aren't broke in
I can't wait to get these foot shackles off my dogs are barking.

When I get these foot shackles off I'm soaking my feet in a salt bath.
Foot shackles by Turd Furgeson222 September 6, 2013

Poop Shackles 

The shitty things that keep you down in life.
"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."

shit shackles 

the act of holding a subject down then proceeding to get as many people as possible to shit on the arms and legs of the subject, until finally the weight of the shit restrains the subject
the cops lost their hand cuffs so the entire police force teamed up and got me in some shit shackles
shit shackles by E grizzly September 13, 2011

Denim Shackles

Also known as jeans...but not ordinary jeans. Denim shackles usually appear while having sex standing up and your pants are around your ankles, binding you much like leg shackles.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was about to bone my girlfriend when I tripped over these denim shackles and she was like 'there is no way'."

Guy 2: "Dude, that blows!"
Denim Shackles by The Dokester March 21, 2010