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sandy vagina 

one can not be a sandy vagina, one can only have a sandy vagina. this term is used to describe someone who is complaining about slightly uncomfortable situations. if a women is complaining about anything, she is said to have sand in her vag. If a man is complaining, he has now lost his penis, developed a vag. and has sand packed inside of himself, also the name sandy can be used for nick name, once the sandy vagina term is accepted by your click!
SON: dad can we go to the beach now?

DAD: Its too hott son

SON: Here is a wet nap dad, you have a sandy vagina
sandy vagina by the sandy man July 26, 2011
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Sandy Vagina 

To complain like a whiney bitch with sand in his or her mangina or vagina.
"Where you at the beach today, cause it sounds like you have a sandy vagina."
Sandy Vagina by Limeguy24 August 30, 2009

Sandy Vagina 

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.
Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.
Sandy Vagina by BabaBryan July 14, 2010

sandy vagina 

a metaphor for discomfort or anger, referring to the rather uncomfortable feeling of having sand in the vagina
"man, Shaniqua got dumped yesterday and now she's got a sandy vagina!"
sandy vagina by counselor May 18, 2006

Sandy Vagina 

When your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out real quick and dip it in the sand then stick right back in.
Oh we did the sandy vagina when we were at the shore.
Sandy Vagina by Im markers March 24, 2003

Sandy Vagina 

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.
Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina
Sandy Vagina by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

sandy vagina 

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.
Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today