Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich 

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

meat in the man sandwich 

Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time

Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH

meat in the man sandwich by T Bone September 26, 2003

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.

Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich by wijoo666 July 11, 2010

invisible sandwich 

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.

That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

invisible sandwich by Cracka Ass Cracka September 29, 2012

International Sandwich 

A sandwich which is made up of whatever happens to be in the fridge at the time. All left overs, prepared lunches for the next day, saved deserts, and pretty much anything else but what's in the crisper. Those partaking in creation of such sandwiches are usually drunk, or sleepwalking.

#1 Rule of making the International Sandwich:
Nothing that is used in any way during construction can put back in the fridge or be usable afterward.

I'm just tryin' to make an International Sandwich.
Why you gotta go and bother me on MY time?

International Sandwich by Willom September 12, 2009

invisible sandwich 

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.

Pic Caption: Invisible Sandwich!

invisible sandwich by Llama Llama Duck November 30, 2006

Intransigence Sandwich 

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,

Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.

Intransigence Sandwich by montelwilliams January 22, 2015