San Marcos, TX 

A city in which quiet is unheard of and traffic is only tolerable when school is out for the summer.

You live in San Marcos, TX? Do you Go to Texas State?

Ugh... No, no i don't.

San Marcos, TX by Kathy Byar February 25, 2009

San Marcos Steamer 

1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer

San Marcos Steamer by Chad P. March 20, 2008

San Marcos Steamer 

San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX

San Marcos Steamer by Chad P. March 21, 2008

San Marcos Rizz 

When you compare someone to the San Marcos river or community as a way to spit game

Addi: “The San Marcos river is SO beautiful”

Ang: “You’re so beautiful… is that rizz?”

Addi: “San Marcos Rizz”

San Marcos Rizz by benzyboo May 28, 2024

UC San Marcos 

The ultimate UC. This school is so good that absolutely no one can get in.

Dumbass: "Dude, I got into UC San Marcos!"
Sarcastic Asshat: "WOW. You must be on a whole new plane of existence"

UC San Marcos by XxRektURmuMxX April 1, 2018