salmoned

the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.

A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....

girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?

guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.

by xxcoffeefeen March 10, 2010

salmoned

The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully

Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now

by mattywhi June 21, 2007

Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.

by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024