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Remington 

It is extremely difficult to find a Remington amongst your friends. Remingtons are almost always small-medium height, light coloured hair and blue eyes. Remingtons are fun, bubbly, loud and bright: usually full of energy and sport-orientated.

The bad side to a Remington is even harder to find then a Remington herself, as they are almost always flawless in their actions towards others. They sorround theirselves with good friends: generally Maddies, Jacks, Georgias and Olivias. You may also find an Alice or a Lucy amongst them.

If you think you've found yourself a Remington, count yourself very lucky!
"I befriended this really cool, bubbly girl with light blonde hair yesterday. She's really into hockey and she always has something to say."
"..She's probably a Remington"
Remington by theterminatior March 17, 2010
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Remington 

A short, gnome-like man (akin to a leprechaun) from Podunk, North Dakota.
What's that coming towards us through the blizzard?
-Oh, it's just Remington.
Remington by Rajari February 3, 2010

Remington 

The sexual act of tying a man to a chair forcing him to take a sexual stimulant (Viagra ex.), inserting barbed wire into his penis, then pulling it out slowly to cause pain, the partner will then take some form of disenfectant and pour it into the penis which will purify the penis for the salt which is inserted next. Once all of this has been done the partner will result to giving oral sex to the man and gargling the resulting fluids that enter the mouth for no less than thirty minutes.
Jake was having a pleasant day until his girlfriend gave him a remington.
Remington by Hanador February 18, 2010

Remington 

Kind loving and really likes girls named ava
Remington: ava u are really cute
Remington by Remiisgod August 23, 2019

Remington 

To lightly feather another individual inappropriately with ones fingers in a woogity like fashion; to sexually, yet delicately, lightly brush another person inappropriately with your fingers. Typically done to the groin and/or boob area while yelling, "REMINGTON!"
"Frances, I love it when you remington me like that."

"Bitch, let me remington you"

"REMINGTON"
Remington by The real LO April 24, 2014

Remington 

A disability, physical or mental. One named Remington is a sad disappointment and a waste of oxygen. Personal traits include the inability to snowboard or play Fortnite.
Person A: Why is that kid making autistic noises?
Person B: Oh, he has a fat Remington
Remington by Hoe_Ass_Bitch__ May 18, 2018

Remington 

A beautiful, sweet, amazing peroson. a great girlfriend and will always make you feel like she loves you. goes by a nick-name sometimes. You may not see her a lot but when you do she makes it special. She’s athletic and very supportive. She’s a popular girl that many people underestimate and think she thinks she all that but faces a lot that people don’t know. She loves her friends and hates to feel left out. She hates when people say she’s a bitch but she actually a nice person.
N/A: Your friends with remington, lucky
Remington by people who don’t talk November 18, 2018